Tehstool

Long time no see guys. I have an extra HS beta key and I didn't know anyone else who wanted one, so I came here. Anyone who wants on, PM me and I will random.org the winner.

Just accidentally swallowed my gum #yolo

Eating cereal and microwaveable meals for every meal isn't as fun as it sounds.

6 hours T_T

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"I once took once of those big pickles in Walmart into the changing rooms and put it up my bum. I walked out and told the clerk that it fit." - random guy on youtube

I like my women how I like my water. Bottled.

RIP glyph of direction 5/21/2013 hunters everywhere will miss you

How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

I'm so mad, I can't even see my forehead.

Hey guys can one of you turn on the window?

There's a pants in my party. And you're inviting.

From henceforth Incarnation: Tree of Life shall be known as going broccoli.

Did you know science proves you can't sit down and stand up at the same time