Tehstool

Long time no see guys. I have an extra HS beta key and I didn't know anyone else who wanted one, so I came here. Anyone who wants on, PM me and I will random.org the winner.

Just accidentally swallowed my gum #yolo

Eating cereal and microwaveable meals for every meal isn't as fun as it sounds.

6 hours T_T

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"I once took once of those big pickles in Walmart into the changing rooms and put it up my bum. I walked out and told the clerk that it fit." - random guy on youtube

I like my women how I like my water. Bottled.

RIP glyph of direction 5/21/2013 hunters everywhere will miss you

How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

I'm so mad, I can't even see my forehead.

Hey guys can one of you turn on the window?

There's a pants in my party. And you're inviting.

From henceforth Incarnation: Tree of Life shall be known as going broccoli.

Did you know science proves you can't sit down and stand up at the same time

Reuse condoms to save money!

Dildos are for pussies

Can I have some snow caps and a medium cockporn please?

Roses are red, purple is blue, there was a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o

Be careful! You're gonna get the boat wet!

What if rhinos, are fat unicorns?

Looks like it's going to be a full sun today.

What time is the weather tomorrow?

I need to use the restroom, can someone go for me?

Hey guys have you guys seen the clown at McDonald's who hides from gay people?