I see Drav conveniently left out mention of the Mario Party paint-scrubbing masturbation game, at which I clearly defeated him. We split the two matches of the "shake the soda can" masturbation game.
Be glad there was any pic, Nat just happens to be a screenshot whore so she had a few lying around.
As for the zoom out, it's just a config.wtf adjustment. I can get the actual lines for you when I get home.