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We. Did. It. We did it by killing Freya + 3 Keepers. We've killed her four different ways (all 3 keepers plus no keepers)... and I still can't think of anything funny about this boss that doesn't involve her getting ravaged by a, err... horny... bull Triceratops in musk. And that really isn't that funny. . . . Oh what the heck, I'll laugh anyway.... And finally Carm's Freya Haiku: Farewell bitch. You were one of the dumbest fights in four years of World of Warcraft. Algalon awaits! Update: Okay so its 8 days late... but here are the Freya Bounties! Least Damage taken by Light Beams: Eref and Isomalt Most Damage done to the Ancient Conservator: Foker Most Damage done to Eonar's Gift: Lavoe Highest 3 DPS on Freya in P2: Foker, Dephness, Rygar Highest melee and ranged root damage in P2: Ceen and Foker Well done everyone!

And for those of you keeping track at home...

So Blizzard's Summer Intern project went live today and we brought it to heel in about six minutes. I decided to take a page out of their 3.2 game plan for this kill pic. I brought back some old friends from successful kills going back to Black Temple! It's funny when the most surprising part of a fight is that you have a hunter actually use good-old Tranq. Shot. Anyway, back to Ulduar.

The lesson from tonight's raid is the girls in Tyranny always know best. 7 attempts with one strat lead to failure. 4 attempts with their strat added 8000 rdps and soundly won the day. Moral of the story, the Tyranny girls are always right. Always. Special thanks to the guild for putting up with a retarded GM tonight.

The guild had a cookout today. Only meal on the menu was char-broiled mechagnomne. There will be a video of this shortly. Grats to Revai, Ceen, Aireaze and Exxecution for winning their respective DPS bounties! We normally take our kill pics in the instance, but we chose not to this time. This was truly a guild kill and a guild victory. 25 people got the achievement, but the kill belongs to everyone. Everyone... everyone contributed in a major way. Everyone was in for our best and bleakest attempts. Everyone played their best in what ever role we put them in. This is, without a doubt, Tyranny's biggest victory since we killed Kil'Jaeden pre-3.0/nerf a year ago in August. It was hard earned and perfectly executed. All that remains on our path to Algalon and immortality is the fruit bitch called Freya.

Will Smith had a semi-automatic and a German shepherd. PG has super-shields, super-heals and a German Shepherd. PG wins. A fitting accent to our healing coordinator's wardrobe!

Uhoh............

We killed the last of the Iron Council, getting a long-in-coming notch on our belt. Three tank strat. Video coming soon!

Maybe we've jumped the shark? At least we didn't violate her corpse this time.

Unlike Transformers in 2007 and The Dark Knight in 2008, Transformers 2 did not nerf what became a very busy week. First, we finally got around to making Hodir Hard Mode kill video. Thanks Rollerskatez! High Quality Direct Download (XVID): [glow=red,2,300]Coming Soon[/glow] I'm really sorry about the music. Youtube doesn't like Nightwish. On the upside, the High Res Direct Download version has the good music. We also killed Yogg with a keeper down. And lastly, 10 Man Group 2 took down Mimiron on Friday! Moral of the story? Raiding > Decepticons.

In 3 Attempts, we disarmed Kim Jong Il's latest weapon of mass destruction, and all its pretty flowers. Oh yeah and Vlaid forgot to put on his warglaives, so he made me fix it =(

Great way to start off the week and inaugurate our new website!

After three weeks of 3:09, 3:04 and 3:00847 kills, we showed this RNG loving son of a bitch how its done, and with time to spare! Special thanks to Zergg, Koed and Jeffandra who spent the night buffing us!

Thorim, an excellent example how one change can turn an easy fight into a real PITA! Extra Special Props to Cartoonhero for going out of his way to get the necessary stuff for this fight! I'm not really sure how to approach front page kills yet. I'm sure I'll think of something.

Did this before Yogg last week. Improved strategery ftw. Sorry I couldn't think of anything funny about Freya with more crap to watch for.

Yogg gave us a newfound love of all things tentacle.

... so we decided to quarantine ourselves in another room. Hopefully this historic pandemic on the scale with the Spanish Flu of 1918 media-generated panic dies out before we get to Algalon, or we might be doing that fight in bio-hazard suits!

The burning question: will the feds cover the warranty?

We teamed up with Godzilla and killed Monster Vezax , a lobster-creature created by man's reckless use of nuclear technology, before it devastated Tokyo. It was much more exciting than Gozillla versus Bollantie

Mechagnomes that are a tank test, healing test, and DPS test all in one, on the other hand are really fucking cool. Mimiron is now known as Mini-Muru.

Maybe since we're 38 hours or so into our 52 hour raiding binge, I'm losing track of time. But I coulda sworn that our Freya kill on Saturday was really seven weeks ago. I just want to give a big Tyranny "fuck you" to Bosskillers, Severencegaming, stratfu and so forth. Your crap strats can suck a dick. We made our own strat and killed him in an hour. Special props to Rehn, Deaco, Aeolyn, Cartoonhero, and Foker for being the brains behind the kill. And extra special thanks to Rygar and Koed for going above and beyond the call of duty respeccing for the Arena. You guys rock. Next up, Mimiron tests my love of all things Mechagnome.

By my count, we're 26.5 hours into our 52 hour, 11 day raiding binge. We've raided 5-6.5 hours, every day, for since Patch Day. Things are about to enter the territory of the weird. In any event, we killed FREYA and then someone talked to her, so we don't have a proper kill pic (yet). So instead here is a picture of Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy from 1997's hit movie, Batman and Robin, and a leaf-covered monkey, with our assembled raid at the bottom. I'm going to try very, very hard not to make a Mighty Thor reference for when we kill Thorim tomorrow. But I'm kinda weak. Oh and Tyranny members, don't be alarmed. Our tabard is now indeed a lobster swimming in water amongst some seaweed.

Special thanks to Aeolyn and Seraphins for being the only people in the guild with an ounce of self-respect.

The coolest instance in a while dropped a giant cleveland steamer on the raiding community. This fight actually managed to sincerely piss off our affable Australian tank, Kimah.

TUESDAY, Patchday: We got the[glow=red,2,300] WORLD FIRST[/glow] Razorscale kill. Who knows who killed Flame Leviathan first. Probably an Area 52 pug. Totally not celebrating... WEDNESDAY, we got very little accomplished because Lothar decided to ban half the players from the instance at 10pm. THURSDAY, was a big day though. First, we killed killed a robot... Then a pack of retards who somehow got in the zone... followed byUlduar's first official retard check... (Felmyst = good eye beam training) that was followed by some PTR score settling on Hodir (which is an absurdly fun fight for DPS). and to top it off, we decided to quote: "Go get free Tier 8 in Vault of Archavon off new-boss Emalon." Yeah..... the DPS requirements are going to make this a PVE only affair by my reckoning. Good luck Wintergrasp pugs of 25 zergging the adds in the short term... All in all, not to shabby for 3 raid days. Keep pushin hard, people!